This is a stop motion film I put together. The events depicted were inspired by a recent experience I had at Target. A tall Chinese dude tried to put some karate moves on two exorbitantly fat sumo mamas fighting over a bag of Doritos. Ultimately, in the immortal words of Chris Tucker, he got “knocked the fuck out.”
“Carl is the type of caveman that drinks soda. He doesn’t care what the other cavemen think about this modern habit. He loves the carbonated sweetness, especially the way it complements the tangy juice of raw beef; it’s like the two liquids were meant for each other, to splash around together in his insides like over satisfied Russian men at the baths on Coney Island Avenue. ”